What Not to Wear
Posted on September 29, 2004
It ain’t the air in your new Nikeees that puts the spring in your step, or the bottled bohemia of your new brown cords, and it sure ain’t that trucker cap. But there is something about wearing new clothes that makes you feel a certain…je nes sais pas. (And there is also something about discussing fashion that necessitates un peu de Francais, non?)
There is sadly something about my financial situation too that demands I shop for clothes at thrift stores. But, I am told, buying “second-hand” is the new “full price”, and there are plenty of bargains to be found. I stumbled across one yesterday: a classic, three-button, black leather blazer for under £10. Wearing it today has made me feel a little, dare I say – cool.
In fact walking with it provoked the sidewalk flirtage of a really hot girl. And I attribute this wholly to the jacket. I was otherwise having a pretty bad hair day, but nonetheless this young lady, with great style herself, smiled from across the street and waved. A little stunned, I returned the gesture with regrettably uncanny likeness: a girly wave, all five fingers a-fluttering. We both laughed at this but unfortunately deadly traffic kept us apart – isn’t that always the way? – and as a big truck passed she was gone. I don’t mean dead…the truck didn’t hit her, but I thought to myself, two lanes was probably a safe distance. Second-hand clothes can really stink.
As mine hangs in the Febreeze, I’m watching What Not to Wear, a TV show that inspires this entry, and the rather less profound thought that its presenters, Trinny and Susannah, if it were at all possible, could combine to make a very hot woman. That face and those breasts (respectively)…Ooh la la!